Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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