I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
