I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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