Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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