Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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