I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
whose parrot is this?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My vagina is very pro this idea
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