Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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