umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I party with great urgency now.
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