I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Sponge bath it is.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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