Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You took a bar mat shot.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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