they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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