Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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