they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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