I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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