How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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