So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
