Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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