Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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