I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize