the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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