you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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