they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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