my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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