walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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