Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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