I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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