When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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