question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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