Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I didn't notice because vodka
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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