i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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