everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
