whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Randomize
