Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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