Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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