So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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