also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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