How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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