are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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