that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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