tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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