I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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