I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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