Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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