I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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