i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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