i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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