I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he fucked my hip out of place.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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