That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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