That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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