so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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