I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just found puke in my bra..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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