Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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